How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

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Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

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