How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

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Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

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