What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

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How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.