What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

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Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.