They are both controlled by little green men.
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Illumi-naughty
I think we should start seeing other sheeple."
Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Nothing, giraffes aren't real.
Because 9/11 was an inside dog.
We may never know the truth.
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
Because he was a slice of bread
Because it's grounded.
A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
Bernie sanders
Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.
Most people like the idea of pizza better.
He had a reptile dysfunction.
See you next month
100% abracadabra
Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.
The posters.
I think it's because usually the punchline is too long
