What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

Lover Jokes More Lover Jokes

What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

Magic Word Jokes More Magic Word Jokes

What are the magic words for making a spoiled asparagus edible?

Impairagus Repairagus

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case