What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb?

This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

Lover Jokes More Lover Jokes

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What does a South Korean call their lover?

Their Seoul Mate.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Magic Word Jokes More Magic Word Jokes

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off