What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

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It don't need cleaning!

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They use 2-in-1 shampoo

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See you next month

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Buggy Jean is not my lover !

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Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case