Fill the tank
A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.
Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.
Rich AND famous, apparently
They only work 10% of the time.
Look at it in a mirror.
Fold it in half !
Ghetto Blaster
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"
Fix It Again Tony
Because they aren't really worth anything. Econ 101 humor.