How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

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Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

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What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

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How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony