How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

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What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

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Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.

What do you call a Buffalo Sabres shirt?

A Tank Top

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Why are Fiat cars named as such?

Because they aren't really worth anything. Econ 101 humor.

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank