How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

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Why are Fiat cars named as such?

Because they aren't really worth anything. Econ 101 humor.

What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony