How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

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Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme

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Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

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Why are Fiat cars named as such?

Because they aren't really worth anything. Econ 101 humor.

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank