How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

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What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

Fiat Jokes More Fiat Jokes

What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

Why are Fiat cars named as such?

Because they aren't really worth anything. Econ 101 humor.