How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

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Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What do you call a lazy fan of the old Price is Right?

a Barker Lounger !

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

Fiat Jokes More Fiat Jokes

What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

Why are Fiat cars named as such?

Because they aren't really worth anything. Econ 101 humor.