What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.