What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

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What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?

Herder

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

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What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

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Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

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What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.