Gate Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

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Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

Product Jokes More Product Jokes

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why are urologists selfish?

Because they're all about number one

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Micro Jokes More Micro Jokes

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.