Gate Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

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What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice?

Awarewolf

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.

Steve Jobs Jokes More Steve Jobs Jokes

Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed?

Because he's always inbetween jobs.

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock