What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

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What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.