What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

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Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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Why are atheists poor?

because its a non-prophet organisation.

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

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What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.