What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

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Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

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What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.