What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

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Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

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What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.