What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

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About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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Get a new robe!

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A-pasta-ate.

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Well I'll be damned!

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

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What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.