What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

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Why did the letter arrive wet?

Because it had postage dew.

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Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

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To Whom It May Concern

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

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What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.