What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

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Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

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What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!"

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*