What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them?

WASWAS.

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

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Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.