What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

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Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan?

because of the tally-ban

What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

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Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

What did the dyslexic traveller say when he arrived at an unknown station?

Whoops, wrong sub.

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Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

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Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.