What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

What's ISIS's favourite band?

Koran Koran.

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What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

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Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Why did the letter arrive wet?

Because it had postage dew.

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How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

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What should PMS be called?

Ovary-acting

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!