What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

early retirement

What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

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What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

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Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!