Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

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What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

tummy, my X-Men!

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What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.