Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

What does an EA-18 and Bob Marley have in common?

They both are jamming people.