Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

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Who wants ice cream?

Uta Hagen daz.

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.