Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.