How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

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Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"