How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

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Because he is an x-boxer

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Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".