How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

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How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."