What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.

What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design