What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

What do you call a black guy who goes to college?

A Basketball player.