What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.