What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Where were you wanting to go ?

then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

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What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip