What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students?

Every single one counts.

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

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Why did the women's studies major go to college?

To study a broad

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.