What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

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Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.