What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

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Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

What did Napoleon say on the rollercoaster?

Ouiiiiiiii!