Sleevie Jokes

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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Where did the general put his armies?

In his SLEEVIES!!!

Where do generals keep their armies?

in their sleevies

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

Where are the king's armies?

Up his sleevies."

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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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