Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Where do generals keep their armies?

in their sleevies

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How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin