Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Where did the general put his armies?

In his SLEEVIES!!!

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When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.