When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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Where does the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies! tee hee

Where did the general put his armies?

In his SLEEVIES!!!

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When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.