Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

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When does a dog go "moo" ?

When it is learning a new language !

Why do dogs lick their balls ?

Because they can.

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Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

How Long is a Chinese man?

Its his name.

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What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out