Rice-ist!
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Uncle Ben's
The Rice-child was born.
Rice
Samurais?
Rice.
An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.
Rolls Rice
Ray Rice
Getting hit by Rice
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
It reminds him of Uncle Ben.
RICE-IS
With rice.
Rice is.
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Dog have rice.
Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.
10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion
All rice, all rice, all rice
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
OJ and Rice
Rolls * Rice
The bag of rice can feed a family of four.
Pilaf.
A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Rice-is
They pilaf. I'll show my way out
They take the long-grain home.
How long before the rice is ready "
Namaste
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
A goddamn riceist
A ricest.
Because of the triggers. I'm sorry
Like a bowling ball.
Forever.
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Mourning wood
Pluto.
Neither can achieve an election
American ships.
Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.
He's dead.
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
Bidet, mate.
