Rice-ist!
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Uncle Ben's
The Rice-child was born.
Rice
Samurais?
Rice.
An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.
Rolls Rice
Ray Rice
Getting hit by Rice
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
It reminds him of Uncle Ben.
RICE-IS
With rice.
Rice is.
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Dog have rice.
Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.
10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion
All rice, all rice, all rice
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
OJ and Rice
Rolls * Rice
The bag of rice can feed a family of four.
Pilaf.
A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Rice-is
They pilaf. I'll show my way out
They take the long-grain home.
How long before the rice is ready "
A goddamn riceist
A ricest.
Neighbor
Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.
I'll be Bach
A large cheese pizza can feed a family of four.
He sat in his own pew.
They don't.
Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
Nah, mastay
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
A femijizm
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
