What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

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What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

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What do you call a japanese homeless guy?

Tokyo Drifter

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

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Why did the Chicken cross road?

With rice.

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.