What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call someone who dances on cars ?

A morris dancer !

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.