What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

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Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

What do you call a group of cars ?

A clutch !

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What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?

420 raze it!

What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

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What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

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How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

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What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice