What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

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Poland Jokes More Poland Jokes

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.