Poland Jokes

What's green and flies over Poland?

Snotzis.

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Where do strippers go on holiday ?

Poland

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

What is green and flying over Poland?

Peter Panski

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

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What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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There is correction fluid on screen.

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

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What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

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What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

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What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

What were the unauthorized protestors guilty of doing?

A: Marching banned.

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What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy