Poland Jokes

What's green and flies over Poland?

Snotzis.

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Where do strippers go on holiday ?

Poland

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

What is green and flying over Poland?

Peter Panski

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

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What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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