What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork