How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

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What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

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What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.