How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.