How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

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Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.