Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

Genocide Jokes More Genocide Jokes

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"