Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

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Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

What is a mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.