Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

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Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

Genocide Jokes More Genocide Jokes

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"