Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What do you call a Bible for the blind?

The Holy Braille!

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

Genocide Jokes More Genocide Jokes

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"