Genocide Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Conversation Jokes More Conversation Jokes

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

Armenian Jokes More Armenian Jokes

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

Ham Sandwich Jokes More Ham Sandwich Jokes

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

Why is Reddit different from Facebook?

removed

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

Sudanese Jokes More Sudanese Jokes

What's a Sudanese child's favourite TV channel?

Khartoum Network.

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions