Genocide Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

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Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

Dead Lion Jokes More Dead Lion Jokes

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

Recognize Jokes More Recognize Jokes

How recognize a blonde's computer ?

There is correction fluid on screen.

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball?

Three on three.

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.