Genocide Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

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What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

Why do native american's hate snow?

Because it's white &amp on their land.

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What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

How did realism get me banned from Facebook?

I sided with cancer on the "Kids VS Cancer" page.

What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ?

A. FireWeb .... of course!

Sudanese Jokes More Sudanese Jokes

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

What's a Sudanese child's favourite TV channel?

Khartoum Network.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Armenian Jokes More Armenian Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide