Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Who fans?

Tardis..... I will see myself out..

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What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

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Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

Football Stadium Jokes More Football Stadium Jokes

Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !