Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

Football Stadium Jokes More Football Stadium Jokes

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.