Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why didn't the Turkey cross the road?

It was too Chicken.

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

Football Stadium Jokes More Football Stadium Jokes

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!