Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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Why was the baseball team hot?

It didn't have any fans!

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan