What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

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Because it won't even give you the time of day.

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists?

An ENTmoot.

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve