32+ Funny Trip Jokes - Curious United

Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!