What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

What do you call a neurotic octopus?

A crazy mixed-up squid.

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What's the cheapest form of birth control?

Casey Anthony

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time