What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.