What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

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What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

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What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!