What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

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What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

What do you call a hypocritical member of the church of Latter Day Saints?

an oxy-mormon. or, all of them.