Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.