Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

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Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

Why was the geophysicist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.