Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

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Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

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What's 10+10+10+25+25+5+1+1?

Me: Math

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

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Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

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Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

What's an algebra teachers favorite animal?

A grr-affe