Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

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What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

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What kind of snake is good at math?

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An engi-near!

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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

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Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

What's an algebra teachers favorite animal?

A grr-affe