Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

Previous Random Joke Next

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

Algebra Teacher Jokes More Algebra Teacher Jokes

What's an algebra teachers favorite animal?

A grr-affe

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!