What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

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Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

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Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!