What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

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Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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What does the devil say to hell rejects?

Why don't you fork off

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

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What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"