Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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Why cant Gingers make shoes?

They wouldn't have a sole.

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.