Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

What do you want with 30 cents?

Here's 20 cents."

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What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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What kind of shoes do ninjas use?

Sneakers.

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

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Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

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Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop?

To get some soles!

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.