Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ?

Becker the devil you know !

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Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop?

To get some soles!

Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles