Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

When is the best time to buy budgies ?

When they're going cheap !

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What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals

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Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

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Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles

What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.