Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

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Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

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Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles

Why are gingers' feet so rough?

Because they have no soles