How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

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How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.