What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers