What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

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How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

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What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.