What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers