What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

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What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks