What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

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What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

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How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet