What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

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What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."