What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

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What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

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Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.

What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.