Because then they would be called Bagels!
Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!
Because the farther it flies, the fewer.
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.
Because it was a freight!
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D
Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!
If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.