Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

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How did they get them ?

I said - " fly fishing" and yes he is transgender.

What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky

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What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

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Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.