Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Previous Random Joke Next
Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!