What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

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What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

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Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump