Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

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Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump