Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

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Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

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Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

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Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

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What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.