What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

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What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!