What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel