What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

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When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

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Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.