What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

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What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.