Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.