Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

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Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).