Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

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Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

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Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).