Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

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What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

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Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

What was the lonely chemist looking for?

AgF

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).