Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

How does every racist joke start?

looks over both shoulders....

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

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How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

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Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!