Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

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What do you call a ice cube in the toilet?

Poop cuber

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

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Why did Tigger shoot Pooh?

He had an itchy Tigger finger

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.