Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

Why do black people spend so much on their shoes?

You would to if you had such a long walk home.

Introvert Jokes More Introvert Jokes

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

How do introverts feel within society?

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Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons?

They're made out of dill dough.

What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!