Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

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Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

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How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity?

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.