Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

Introvert Jokes More Introvert Jokes

How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know when an introvert is interested in you?

They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.