Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.
Sneakers.
They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.
He looks at your shoes instead of his
Shoepremacy.
The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.
They wouldn't have a sole.
A sneaker.
Boot Camp
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Sketchers
I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.
A spanking
With two knotzies.
That's lacist.
Finding shoes to go with it.
Chickenstocks
They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
Sneakers. Huehuehue.
Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.
Cashews.
sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)
None because they go barefoot.
Inke
An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.
Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"
Because he was barefooted!!!
They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
Clogs.
The shoe has a sole
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
Hor-crocs.
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
What up, britches?
Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!
Shoes wisely
Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.
During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.
He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.
Nothing.
Moonwalking
An issue.
Replace the laces with earphones.
He stares at shoes while he talks to you.
Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one
The arts student gets a mark for it.
WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes
One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
Sneakers
He wanted their soles.
When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.
Toes go in first!
Because they lost their solemate
T-shoes!
You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.
A horse !
With an astroknot.
Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you
Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies
WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.
REEEEEEEEEEEEBOKS
Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.
Vans of der Waals
Make him wear shoes.
An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.
By the dandruff on her shoes.
I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline
A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.
Reebok bok bok
Reebark
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)
No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.
You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.
They might be laced with something..
Mosqui-toes.
Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.
Shoe.
Do they think they're gonna magically start walking
He wanted to go bear foot.
Puss in boots !
Honshu!
You would to if you had such a long walk home.
The pair with no sole.
White vans
If you're a surfer and you're getting head.
So he could look at others' faces.
Sneakers!!
Open toad sandals !
You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot
Just say "shoe".
GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger
Just Do It"
Ughs*
Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
Currant Affairs
Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.
A last name, you pervs.
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
Fur traders.
They've got no sole.
Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on
Everywhere.
A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .
A: One of them is organized.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
A: She sneezes.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.
