How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

One Jokes More One Jokes

Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe ?

The shoe has a sole

What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

Extroverte Engineer Jokes More Extroverte Engineer Jokes

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.