They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*
A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
A: An animal that talks your head off.
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
The punchline is too long.
Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright
Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!
He wanted to go bear foot.
Sneakers!!
Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.
He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks
