How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

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How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

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How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

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What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

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How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!