What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.