A: An animal that talks your head off.
We don't talk about it...
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
To prove it wasn't chicken. >:
If you're a white man, you're free to walk.
Polly want a quacker!
The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"
Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*
They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.
Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.
The Retail store
The spelling and pronunciation.
One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg