What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.