What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

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Where do twin lesbians meet up?

A Clone Dyke Bar.

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

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What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!