What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!