What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

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Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor