What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

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What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

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How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common?

More than likely you won't see any stars.

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What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

It's a little meteor