What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.